‘I Thought It Was You’ by Herbie Hancock
I was enjoying the Daft Punk album so much I thought I’d go back & check out the real thing…
Has Summer Time started yet?
I am this kitten. All of you guys are the dog:
In an effort to head off UKIP surge Cameron promises return of Terry + June, Old English Spangles & white dog poo
All OBEs for services to the entertainment industry awarded between 1969 and 1980 subject to immediate review
Police Cautions to be phased out, replaced by new ‘Clip Round The Ear’ penalty
In sweeping legislation, all children named after beverages, cars or celebrities to be renamed Geoff
ALCOHOL: Duty to be reduced to 0.5% on Bitter & Light Ale but increased to 320% on Lager, Alcopops & ‘anything foreign’
Entire Arts budget to be diverted to colossal sculpture of two fingers rampant to be sited at Dover
New IT Policy: Entire Internet to be shredded and left in a hedge
All comments on news articles to be prefaced BY LAW with the word ‘methinks’
Judiciary to be disbanded, replaced by ‘Court Of Public Opinion’ in which guilt is determined by ‘what people reckon’
Fruit machines and jukeboxes in pubs to be outlawed from Midnight tonight, & replaced by slightly out-of-tune pianos.
All men’s haircuts to be replaced with either ‘The Roger Moore’ or ‘The Bobby Charlton’ as applicable. Gel outlawed
In further haircut legislation, women will be obliged to choose ‘The Caroline Munro’ or ‘The Irene Handl’
Dangerously left-wing BBC to be replaced by UK Gold
Benefits restricted to households with a red doorstep.
Britain to break off diplomatic relations with Poundland
TV broadcasts to cease every night at 11pm with playing of National Anthem & restart at 9am with Meatloaf’s ‘Bat Out Of Hell’
Uneconomic Crown dependencies to be decommissioned and covered with a dust-sheet. Falklands closed from midnight.
To offset accusations of policies being ‘old fashioned’ Queen to ‘rap’ speech over a jaunty beat from Nick Clegg’s Casio
New UKIP poster campaign makes subtle hint that they might be ready for coalition deal with Tories
“You’ll usually find a Track of the Day over on our blogs section but this one deserves a bit more attention. Daughter have covered Daft Punk’s (now number one) hit ‘Get Lucky’ and this stripped back, melancholic version is genius. Stop whatever you’re doing and listen. Now.”